Manager of the Week: The Jew! Chadwick Jordan! Bravo! First, shoutout to my team, dropping 200 on Doug who I said would be an EASY win, and Dilf with a disgusting 175 in a bounce back week! But the manager of the week has to be the person whose team graced us with this magical score! I mean just look at that! Just look at it! What the heck is that?! A HA HA! This is just the most phenomenal score I’v ever witnessed. .02 LMAO!
Trash of the Week: I mean, is there any doubt who this is going to? Scotty P! You lost by .02!!!! Saquon tore his ACL. AND YOU STILL LOST! I hope the league is ready for a flurry of atrocious trade offers to come their way this week. Christian Kirk for Nick Chubb anybody?
Manager of the Week Awards
Week 1- Bad Newz Kennels
Week 2- The Jew
Trash of the Week Awards
Week 1- PAPA MaKK
Week 2- Bad Newz “.02” Kennels
Recap: The Jew vs. Bad News Kennels
The greatest fantasy score of all time!!!
The Jew
Player of the Week: How can it not be Aaron Jones with 45?!
Trash of the Week: A.J. Green is looking like someone you don’t wanna play right now..
Team Grade: The easiest A+ Ive ever handed out in my life. Chadwick bounced back wonderfully from his week 1 loss. To lose Saquon is absolutely terrible though, Chads team is really feeling it with all the injuries. Still, thank you for one of the best scores in this leagues wonderful history!
Bad Newz Kennels
Player of the Week: .02
Trash of the Week: You lost by .02
Team Grade: F! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Recap: Incognito Vs. Craig’s Goff Balls
Pickles is 2-0? He can’t keep getting away with this!
Incognito
Player of the Week: We know what Russell Wilson can do, but Waller with 28? Damn.
Trash of the Week: Henry Ruggs III? Some desperate plays here…
Team Grade: C. It’s a win, but one of the uglier 2-0 teams in some time. Just mediocre scores all up and down the lineup. Putting up the third lowest point total this week, just take this putrid win and be gone with you!
Craig’s Goff Balls
Player of the Week: Ugh, meh….Tyler Lockett had the highest point total with 19 lol
Trash of the Week: Derrick Henry has to do better than 8 points. Lack of catches in full ppr is such a bummer
Team Grade: F. It was an extremely bad week for Craig Christ, who would have nabbed the Trash of the Week manager award if not for Scotts historic loss. The good thing is, when you look at this team, you see a lot of good. Every player just had a one of those average fantasy weeks, but for week two ya gotta take the F. It was poor.
Recap: Dilf Vs. PAPA MaKK
Yea, this is the Klowny type team we all remember
Dilf
Player of the Week: So many options, glad to see Scary Terry go off with 25!
Trash of the Week: Michael Gallup has been a huge disappointment so far. CeeDee is killing his potential!
Team Grade: A+. Although it was an easy win, anytime you put up 175 points, you feel good! After a week one loss, Klowns team flexed its muscles and reminded the league he’s here to win. Top to bottom this is a good team with good depth and Golladay coming back! Good god…
PAPA MaKK
Player of the Week: Stefon Diggs is gonna be nasty this year with Josh Allen
Trash of the Week: I couldn’t believe Makky left OJ Howard in his flex over Nyheim Hines. Somehow Howard scored more than Hines, so Makk made the correct call, but Howard only scored 2.10 lol!!!!!!
Team Grade: D-. The only reason this isn’t an F is because even with another good 30-40 points Makk was gonna lose. Even at 0-2 Makky has some players to turn this thing around, but a win must happen in week 3 if he wants to have any hope.
Recap: BEEF THIEF Vs. Anthony’s Team
The battle of the neighbors
Beef Thief
Player of the Week: Tyler Higbee rewarded Ynnals faith in him
Trash of the Week: Adam Thielen is an amazing wr, it sucks he plays in an offense with Kirk Cousins as the QB. Dude is the most overrated piece of shit QB in the league.
Team Grade: A. Ynnal got his first win in a close matchup with Anthony. Losing Mostert is brutal, and when AP and Brian Hill are the bench replacements, thats butt. Still, after such a bad start in the league last year its good to get this early win, maybe the leagues punching bag no more??
Anthony’s Trash Ass Team Name Team
Player of the Week: Calvin Ridley has had back to back DISGUSTING weeks. One of the best picks of the draft so far. Julio who?
Trash of the Week: Mark Andrews, and now who does Anthony start? Noah Fant has had back to back great weeks lol. James could use a TE…
Team Grade: B-. The team lost, but it was a close game and Michael Thomas was on the bench hurt. Anthonys team has a great core of players, and a bounce back win is likely. Of course, I play Anthony in two leagues this week, and he has Michael Thomas in both. He’s coming back 100% .
Recap: y0momsB Vs Urf
The leagues annual trash bowl!
y0momsb
Player of the Week: SCAAAAAAAM NEWTON. Seriously, 35.58? W.t.f.
Trash of the Week: Sammy Watkins did his typical “have a HUGE week 1 only to follow it up with a trash week 2”. Also Gronk with 0! DAAAAAA
Team Grade: B. Meh. This matchup was one dumbasses’ team beating another dumbasses’ team! James has a good team to make a run honestly, but dude replace Gronk. This isn’t 2014.
URF
Player of the Week: Nobody
Trash of the Week: Everybody
Team Grade: F. This entire team stinks, and is now 0-2. When Scam Newton outscores Mahomes, yea thats why you wait on drafting a QB. It kills the rest of your team and its depth when you take a QB, even one as filthy as Mahomes, so early. And that bench sucks! I don’t see any good coming out of this team! URF.
Recap: Darnie Palmer Alert (formerly Mrs. Sab) Vs. Send Pete To Wuhan (1 soul consumed)
Send these nuts Doug!
Send Pete To Wuhan. (tf?)
Player of the Week: Alvin Kamara got 38 points on Monday Night, but at the point, Dougs team was losing 200 to 105! Hopeless!
Trash of the Week: How much did you spend on Snell? -.90! LOL!
Team Grade: C. The team put up 143 points, but 38 came from Kamara in garbage time. Fuller and Snell shit the bed, and the bench is very gross. Seems like Week 1 is gonna go down as fools gold!
Darnie Palmer Alert
Player of the Week: My entire team got double digit scores
Trash of the Week: Nobody, literally lol
Team Grade: A+. Its like my team knew my soul was at stake, and just rised up to protect me from the daywalkers feeding ritual. 200! I thank my team for that.I called an easy win, and thats what I got. However, I did lose CMC for a month. Fuck.
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