Manager of the Week: Sam to the rescue!
Against a very good team Dilf, Portos teams came up huge in winning the teams fourth game in a row. The reigning champ may have a chance to defend his title after all while remaining relevant in the playoff hunt, which didnt look like a sure thing for Porto a few weeks ago. Porto could have rested easy this week if Todd Gurley didnt hose him, but with all the momentum on his side going into do or die week 13, he should be feeling good about his teams chances.
Trash of the Week: Game of Jones. (3 souls acquired)
Theres nothing else to say at this point as to how bad this team has been all year. I mean, the team scored 76 points in full PPR LOL. I can’t believe Doug is responsible for the life of a child, when he can’t even tend to his own fantasy team! A crying shame! Doug has done a terrible job in acquiring souls this year, and it will be a long fantasy winter of soulless hibernation for our resident Ginger.
Recap: Sam to the rescue Vs. Dilf
Porto keeps his season alive with a huge win over Immadilf
Sam to the rescue
Player of the Week: I talked shit about how Jarvis Landry was drafted way too early by Porto, and since then all he has done is go off and make me look like a dumbass
Trash of the Week: Crowder was the only one of Portos players to not show this week
Team Grade: A+. Porto has won 4 in a row behind the powerful, greatest of all time arm of Sam Darnold and pulled off a huge upset over Dilf. Again, it will be a crying shame if Porto misses the playoffs, because his team is peaking at the right time and is dangerous
Dilf
Player of the Week: Lamar Jackson isn’t human and had Porto shitting his pants all night
Trash of the Week: Cameron Brate with a donut. Tampa Te’s are fucking nightmares
Team Grade: B+. I wanted to go A-, but an L and the Brate donut dropped that down to a B+. Dilf still put up a respectable 131 points. With a chance for Dilf to secure the 2 spot and a first round bye this upcoming with a win and ScottyP loss, the stakes have never been higher for Dilf. Oh wait he’s playing Pickles team. Nevermind he’s fine.
Recap: Bad Newz Kennels Vs. Craig’s Comeback
Craig loses two, wins 7, loses 3 lmao
Bad Newz Kennels
Player of the Week: Just rename your team ” I lick McCaffreys nuts”
Trash of the Week: T.Y. because he had atrocious drops all Thursday night
Team Grade: A. BNK pulled out a huge win over Craig’s Comeback, propelling him to the number two spot with a chance for that tasty first round bye. Scott should win easily against BEEF THIEF to secure it. No pressure or anything.
Craig’s Comeback
Player of the Week: Nick Chubb still can’t believe you sat him all those weeks ago
Trash of the Week: Kalen Ballage is fucking atrocious
Team Grade: C. Craig’s team showed up with 138 points, but sometimes even 138 isn’t enough as Scott somehow found a way to win yet again. A win would have helped lock up a playoff spot for Craig, and despite being in good position for the playoffs, theres still a chance he misses out on it….
Recap: Caution James Cheats Vs. PAPA MaKK
Todd Gurley robs three teams of locking up the playoffs.
Caution James Cheats
Player of the Week: God Chriswin is so damn good, and may just be Tampa’s new number one WR over Mike Evans.
Trash of the Week: Vance McDonald, James White and Mason Crosby all combined for 2 points…and Chad still won…
Team Grade: C+. Chadwick got the win, but it was certainly ugly, and extremely lucky this isn’t the Todd Gurley of 2018, where 7 points would have been a piece of cake to get. But Chadwick kept his playoff hopes alive and will look to jump one of the teams in front of him.
PAPA MaKK
Player of the Week: Derrick Henry is the anti Toddy Gurley, an absolute beast
Trash of the Week: Todd Gurley needed 7 points for Mark, Craig and Porto to all lock up playoff spots by eliminating Chad, and he failed. The Rams suck.
Team Grade: C-. Makk lost because of a Todd Gurley fuckover. Still due to his high point total, Makk seems like he’s still a lock for one of the 3 playoff spots remaining. His team will be a dangerous first round opponent for anyone he verses.
NOW TO THE TWO TRASH MATCHUPS THAT DONT MATTER AT ALL!
Recap: BEEF THIEF Vs. Game of Jones. (3 souls acquired)
Someone check Dougs pulse, he is dying of hunger
BEEF THIEF
Player of the Week: A.J. Brown came to play this week, and makes Tannehill look better than Adam Gase ever did.
Trash of the Week: In a game where the Ravens offense absolutely dominated, Mark Andrews with 6 was disappointing, although good for Ynnal in his other leagues.
Team Grade: A! Ayyeee big guy no F for you this week! 122 points is a nice point total, and keeping your soul away from the Daywalker is another big W for you as well. Now please pull off a miracle and beat Bad Newz Kennels this week.
Game of Jones
Player of the Week: Odell with 20, yea yea great, finally Odell.
Trash of the Week: Amari Cooper put up a 0 against NE. LOL
Team Grade. F. 76 total points in full point PPR league is truly amazing. Its been a terrible year for Doug. Never in a million years he thought he would only have 3 souls taken from this league. Like the Cowboys, look towards 2020….
Recap: THE SUPERBOWL OF TRASH…y0momsB Vs. Incognito
Trash.
y0momsB
Player of the Week: Patrick Mahomes with 32! Oh wait, thats Ryan Tannehill, wtf?!
Trash of the Week: Emmanuel Sanders with 2 hahahaha
Team Grade: A! I’m feeling generous this week, thankful I might add. Im thankful that Pickles and James are the two who have taken place in this years Super Bowl of Trash. They “ran this league” for years they said, and look at them at the bottom. Pay me!
Incognito
Player of the Week: Nobody
Trash of the Week: Entire team
Team Grade: N/A. We all know the drill.
Recap: It’s My Qwaterback Vs. Urf
I ended Ciggy’s season
Urf
Player of the Week: Zach Urftz with 27
Trash of the Week: Zach Pascal put up a nice 0 lol
Team Grade: F. A terrible season has mercifully come to an end for the Mighty Oak, after scoring 88.16 points in full PPR in week 12. Even with a technical glitch gifting Ciggy the first overall pick, he has put together an atrocious team and doesn’t pay enough attention to his team to make moves throughout the season. Maybe time to retire.
It’s My Qwaterback
Player of the Week: D.J. Moore! Thanks Scott!
Trash of the Week: The Raiders pay Darren Waller, then decide to stop throwing him the ball. Knock on wood if you want the ball, man.
Team Grade: A+ Dropped 182 points, locked up the one seed and the first round bye. Bring on the playoffs you nerds!
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